Brooke Hogan Pole Dancer

Brooke Hogan was gracing the world with her presence at the Calle Ocho music festival in Miami over the weekend and of course, there are some new Hogan antics to report. Brooke appeared on stage in a revealing outfit and showed off her pole dancing moves.

TMZ.com writes, “Despite attempts at music and television careers, Brooke Hogan has finally discovered the job she was innately cut out for … pole dancer.”

To quote famous comedian Chris Rock, “Sometimes I am walking with my daughter, I’m talking to my daughter, I’m looking at her, I’m pushing her in the stroller. And sometimes I pick her up and I just stare at her and I realize my only job in life is to keep her off the pole. I mean they don’t grade fathers but if your daughter is a stripper you f*&$#@ up.”

And for those of you who really want to see the video we promised, head over to TMZ.