Brooke Hogan Pole Dancer

Brooke Hogan was gracing the world with her presence at the Calle Ocho music festival in Miami over the weekend and of course, there are some new Hogan antics to report. Brooke appeared on stage in a revealing outfit and showed off her pole dancing moves.

TMZ.com writes, “Despite attempts at music and television careers, Brooke Hogan has finally discovered the job she was innately cut out for … pole dancer.”

To quote famous comedian Chris Rock, “Sometimes I am walking with my daughter, I’m talking to my daughter, I’m looking at her, I’m pushing her in the stroller. And sometimes I pick her up and I just stare at her and I realize my only job in life is to keep her off the pole. I mean they don’t grade fathers but if your daughter is a stripper you f*&$#@ up.”

And for those of you who really want to see the video we promised, head over to TMZ.

In Brooke Hogan’s blog, the daughter of WWE Wrestling Legend’s Hulk Hogan lashed out at the general media in her latest Myspace blog following reports that she skipped her brother Nick Bollea’s 18th birthday celebration in jail. “Here’s how stupid and inaccurate the media can be…” she wrote. “They must have thought I didn’t show cause they didn’t see me. Uh…there’s such thing as a back door, you jerks.
She goes on with:

“In conclusion…That goes to show you that you can’t believe anything you watch on TV or read in magazines. Cause people will make up BS without even knowing the facts. Hey Media! Why don’t you gather facts, check them, and then give the public the truth? That might work. Oh no…I forgot. You make too much money telling lies.”

So there you go. The Media just sucks… Thank goodness for folks like Brooke Hogan to set everyone straight.

The Hulkster himself was recently interview by a reporter from Tampa Bay’s 10 station regarding the “total insanity” that has become his life. The highlights of the interview are below.

Hulk Hogan on married life with Linda Bollea: I think the first few years we were cool, for me, I hung in there forever because of the kids, some people say that’s the wrong thing to do.

Apologizing for the jail tape comments: Am I sorry the tapes were released? Yes. Do I apologize? Yes. Did I say things with an edge? Yes. Did I say things incorrectly? Yes. Are you sad that the media construed that as a mean spirit or callous spirit that didn’t exist. The public has a hot and cold button. They know me.

Why his marriage ended: I think the marriage ended because we grew apart. I think the first few years we were cool, for me, I hung in there forever because of the kids, some people say that’s the wrong thing to do.

On Linda’s 19-year-old boyfriend: It’s just such a weird scenario – a 50 year-old woman dating a 19 year-old boy. None of us understand it. If there’s something there we’re missing then I understand, but it’s really off the wall.

So who’s side are you on? Hulk, Linda, or is it time to stop paying attention to the ex-wrestler?

According to celebrity site TMZ, Nick Hogan, aka Nick Bollea, celebrated his 18th birthday yesterday by being transferred into Pinellas County Jail’s Central Division. Nick Bollea will reside there in the direct supervision housing section which holds around 70 adults and 1 correctional officer. Hulk Hogan says that Nick works as a “janitor” behind bars. TMZ reports that Hulk Hogan, Linda Hogan, Bubba the Love Sponge and bunch of Nick’s friends sang “happy birthday” to him over a video monitor. After that, they were allowed to visit him 2 at a time. His sister Brooke was not there.

TMZ cameras also managed to catch up with Linda Hogan outside of the Pinellas County Jail yesterday. Then asked Linda Bollea what she thinks about Brooke Hogan considering posing for Playboy, she reportedly .laughed it off and said she hopes she doesn’t do it. Saying that Brooke is still young and still has plenty of time to consider something like that.

According to People.com, Brooke Hogan has actually issued an apology for making what she now calls false allegations that her father Hulk abused her mother.

“I did it under significant pressure from my mother,” Hogan, 20, tells PEOPLE in an exclusive statement. “It was only after I learned all the facts that I realized I made a big mistake in signing it.”

Hogan released the statement after a tabloid reported that she had signed a legal affidavit accusing her father, whose real name is Terry Bollea, of verbally and physically abusing wife Linda during their marriage.

Those following the story of course will remember that when Linda Bollea, 48, filed for divorce last November, her attorney told PEOPLE it was going to be “war.”

Her attorney was not available for comment and a representative for Hulk Hogan declined to comment.

In her statement to PEOPLE, Brooke admits to signing the affidavit. But, according to her rep, she later regretted the decision and asked that it not be filed in court. (At this point, according to Hulk’s attorney, no such document has been filed.)

Brooke’s rep says: “Brooke Bollea is distressed at the latest efforts by mother Linda to fracture the family. This time they let leak out an old document that Brooke signed filled with exaggerations and fabrications about father Terry’s behavior during the marriage. The months-old document was signed by Brooke at a time when she was upset with her father.”

Brooke is now living with Hulk, 54, and not on speaking terms with her mother.

“I love my mother, and hope to one day reconcile with her,” Brooke says. “But using kids as pawns in a divorce is awful. Every day my mother resorts to this kind of behavior makes it that much harder for us to ever have a relationship again.”

What’s Who wants to guess what’s going to happen next? Perhaps admissions of alien abduction?

Oh how the mighty have fallen! Rapper/actor Method Man, who is a huge wrestling fan by the way, recently spoke to KWIN 98.3 radio about Hulk Hogan and all of the drama surrounding him lately. Method Man said that Hulk Hogan should be more sympathetic towards John Graziano when he’s talking to the media. MM goes on to say Hogan used to be his favorite wrestler, but now he thinks he’s just “lame”.

And the tarnish isn’t just on the Hulkster himself. Normally, we’re not one to complain when a busty blonde decides to bare it all. But this time around, we might keep the google filter on. Recently lots of rumors are going around that Brooke Hogan will be posing nude for Playboy in the near future. Both In Touch and Life & Style magazines are reporting that Playboy has made the offer to Brooke, but there’s no word on whether she has accepted the offer or not.

Ok, so it isnt just us that caught on to something strange going on here. As it turns out, USWeekly actually spoke to Brooke Hogan this week, and asked her what the heck is going on with her and her daddy.

But Brooke’s reaction? She’s wondering why everyone got so creeped out over the pictures of her dad slathering suntan oil on her butt. Brooke said, “I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car. He used to change my diaper.”

Wow. I mean, what’s more to say?

The full story’s over at USWeekly

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The New York Daily News is reporting that Brooke Hogan is on very bad terms her mother Linda Bollea, especially after recent events of Linda calling the cops on Hulk.

After Linda’s recent call to 911 on Hulk, accusing him of violating a restraining order and stalking her. Brooke says, “I know for a fact that the accusations made against my father are completely false,” Miami cops found no evidence of a restraining order. According to Hulk’s lawyers, cops “apologized and said they were writing up the incident as a false report on the part of the wife.”

On top of that, Brooke Hogan is also understandably upset with Linda’s new boyfriend, the family’s 19-year-old pool boy. “I just wish she would think of the family first.”

This story is unfolding better than most daytime soaps!

The soon-to-be ex-wife of WWE Legend Hulk Hogan has been spotted frequently with her new boy toy Charlie – and we’ve got pictures!

If Charlie looks a little young to you, especially for Linda Bollea, there’s a reason for that – he’s only 19 years old! How would an almost 49 year old woman meet such a young kid? Charlie used to clean Hulk’s boats. Wow what a catch, but is that a step up or down from pool cleaner?

The new couple was partying in Las Vegas at the grand opening of the new Palms Place night club. While Charlie told a reporter from TMZ.com that he and Linda are “just friends”, they were said to be all over each other. Cougar-iffic!

So what does Brooke Hogan think of all this?

Blonde singer to be, Brooke Hogan, was interviewed by E! Satellite Radio a few days ago and had quite a lot to say about Linda’s new 19 year old boyfriend, Charlie Hill.

Brooke went on to tell E!, “I’m totally freaked out. I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.”

Brooke, of course famous still from the VH1 reality show “Hogan Knows Best,” also revealed that Charlie Hill was a classmate of hers.

“I went to school with him. He was a grade under me … Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school).”

“I am just staying the course and dealing with it and supporting my family,” says Brooke. “I’m actually on my way to see Nick now … You know, I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It’s crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best.”

Yikes…

Even though it’s Hulk Hogan’s son Nick that is serving 8 months in prison after his plead of “no contest” to charges of reckless driving, friends of the Hogan family are actually more concerned about Nick’s 20-year-old sister, Brooke.

A source informed FOX News, “She’s suffering the worst of all; she just can’t keep it together and has been hit the hardest,” adding that Brooke is “extremely sensitive” and her emotions are actually spiraling out of control. Brooke’s relationship with her father is severely strained after she discovered Hulk Hogan was cheating on Linda with Brooke’s close friend Christiane Plante.

While the FOX News source said that Nick’s arrest has “brought them a little closer to reconciliation,” it’s not the case for Hulk and his wife, Linda. The estranged couple appeared together at Nick’s hearing on May 9 for the first time since the news of their divorce.

“Basically they were trying to put their best foot forward and fake a public image of unity and support for their son,” FOX’s insider said. “He [Hulk] is a very astute businessman and very good at playing the media — he even admitted in court that their reality show was scripted and not so real after all.”